DIGITAL TURNTABLE SAYS:

DOM, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU

(OOH, BITTER!!) 

SLAG-O-METER

DATE / TIME 

11.30pm - ish, 31st March 2009 - 1st April 2009

NAME (REAL) 

Robert

WEB NAME 

No idea - met in The New Penny, Leeds. (I'd just like to say beautiful flowers grow from dirt, shameful though) 

PHYSIQUE 

38, 5ft 10", cropped brown hair, 8-9 inch thick uncut cock, Great physique, toned, sexy, manly. Lovely face, good beard, nice eyes - couldn't tell you what colour they are though.  

PERFORMANCE

Considering how pissed we were, not bad, a good hour of unprotected every kind of action - nothing geeky, freaky or odd - just a right good pissed up shag. Nice. 

INTERESTING FACT 

Did it all again in the morning, I wanted to stay, he wanted me to stay, but I couldn't. He walked me to the bus stop which began the longest walk of shame home ever - including trains, buses, a motorbike and walking - worth it though, fucking FIT!

WILL SEE AGAIN? 

Definitely. Looks like a taller, fitter, bigger cocked Dom, without the hair. Same eyes though. And he has no where near finished doing what he could with that thing between his legs.  

IPOD SHUFFLE PREDICTOR

Now, this is a similar idea to one an old friend of mine, Charlie - a part time drag queen called Malice, had. The purpose of this random CD track selector was to predict his day and forecast the future. Where as I am using Ipod Shuffle from my uploaded tunes, Charlie limited his options to the tunes of Cher and his CD player. No wonder he was always trying to turn back time in one form or another, be it regret, excessive moisturiser or surgery. I never understood what meaning 'Walking in Memphis' had, especially when he was in drag. Great idea though. 

I kind of like the indulgence of silliness that believing your music forecasts your future, and, depending on your interpretation the ipods perspicacious assessment of mood can be scarily accurate. A bit like horoscopes; it also has moments of utter comedy although it can be dangerous as sometimes I really want to believe. 

I guess I need something to fill the void, and music understands. 

Random, Shuffle, Move on...